"how are you single?"
My fav thing about tumblr is the complete lack of country music it makes me feel like this is where I should be
"where do you go for fun?" well mostly i hang out here, on the right side of my couch, but this butt dent is pretty established, so sometimes i like to switch things up. shuffle over to the other side. there’s no computer charger over there, so it’s pretty high-stakes. sometimes i lie down across the whole couch, which is like an entirely new thing
i think i accidentally ate some of my grandma’s ashes that were on her bed
MY GRANDMA SMOKES I MEANT CIGARETTE ASHES
NOTHING BETTER THAN SHOWERING AND PUTTING ON A BIG TSHIRT AND GETTING INTO BED WITH CLEAN SHEETS LITERALLY NOTHING DON’T FIGHT ME ON THIS